I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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