Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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