Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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