we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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