Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize