maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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