# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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