We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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