what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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