I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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