Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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