try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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