Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize
