OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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