Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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