don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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