remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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