bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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