So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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