Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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