Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i barfeds in our rink
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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