Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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