just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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