I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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