thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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