Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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