Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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