Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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