How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Terrible idea I love it
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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