She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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