So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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