Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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