He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Houston, we have a squirter
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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