Define "chronic" masturbator.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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