Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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