He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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