She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize