Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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