i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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