NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just googled if crying burns calories
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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