I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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