Dual....:-)
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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