Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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