i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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