it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
