Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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