I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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