no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
only if we run a train.
done.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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