i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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