she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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