i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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