tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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