You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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