Non-Jews are for practice
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize